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A "Is Your Kid Cool?" Test:

Walk up to your kid. Ask him, "Hey, where's the devil's haircut?" If he answers "In my miiiind!" in a very gravelly, raspy voice, yup, he's cool. Pretty cool.

Does your kid suddenly get up, turn off the TV and announce, "I want to dance!"? Ok, that's fine. Your kid might be cool. But to what musical stylings does care to shake his booty? (This is important.)

"Ok," freaked out enough just by the fact that he's turned off the TV, "What should we dance to?"

"Howlin' Wolfin'!!"

"Damn, kid! You are cool."

Once you child has mastered this, he will attain cool.