No-Hitter Going

When dude's got a no-hitter going, the last thing you want to do is sit down and talk about it between innings. You don't load up a mouth fulla seeds, plop down on the bench next to him and ask, "How's the arm feeling? Tired, I bet! Those guys are really swinging hard, huh?" You avoid the dude; you don't even look him in the eye. You don't want to be the one responsible for the bloop single in the next inning 'cause you asked the dude if he wanted a Gatorade.

And that is why you will never read at this blog about how unbelievably easy it is to parent the baby named Miles.