I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

Rotavirus, I wasn't ready for you this time. You got me. But I am stronger now, stronger and smarter. Next time we meet, it will be you who needs 15 diapers a day. It'll be you with the hideous fire-butt. So, you can come back if you want to, but when my king-sized bottle of Pedialyte smashes in your capsid, you'll wonder: Geez, was it worth it?