Poodle Alarm Level: Yellow

Dear Frankie,

I'll be coming for you soon. Do you prefer low-motor function whacking (what I call "petting the woof-woof") or attempts to retrieve test samples of hair (commonly known as the "Baby Clutch")? I am walking now. Everyday, I will get better and better and faster and faster. I look forward to petting you lots and lots.

In the meantime, I will walk a little, plop down, do a little dance and finish with a hand clap. . . because I can.

Love,
Max