Fun With Parenting

Teach your kid to call the little wound the IV left on the top of his right hand a "battle scar".

"Battle scarrrrr!" He'll say dramatically.

Now, a week later, the mark from the IV is nearly gone. Today, while playing quietly near the coffee table, there's a pause: "Battle scar almost gone," he haltingly refers to the fading blemish.

This kid is dope, yo.