What?

Yes, folks, the apple surely does not fall far from the tree. We lead a pretty hedonistic life-style 'round these parts. Christmas tree? Why deck it with tinsel when bacon will do? Rather than from a bottle, our boys learn how to shotgun their milk while Mom and Dad chant, "Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!" So, Miles, not wanting to be left out of the party just 'cause he can't talk or walk or hold his head up for extended periods of time, decides that, hey, when it comes to orifices: Go for the Deuce!