When You Snatch the Candy from my Hand, Grasshopper, You May Leave

 
Yeah, so, I'm sure this has been said a thousand times before, probably millions, but it seems like one of those things that bear repeating: Whoever said "It's like taking candy from a baby." was, in fact, on crack. Loads and loads of crack. Now, I know it's supposed to be a metaphor more than anything, a metaphor for something that's easy to do. But, I'm not so sure it works, really.

Let's just say, for the sake of arguement, that Max knows when you're sitting, not standing; when you're just swaying and not swaying with a bounce at the apex of the sway; when you're doing 10 inch deep knee bends, when you're supposed to be doing them to 12 inches; when he knows he's not in the car, he's just on the dryer in the car seat, it seems like he's sure as hell gonna know when you've taken his candy.