One Conversation About Two Things

“So, what’s it going to be like when we have two?”

“Katie, we’re not having two.”

“We’re not?”

“We’re not.”

Silence.

“Where would we put ‘em? What? We’re going to have crib bunk-beds? That guy takes up all the space in there right now!”

“I’ve figured it out in my head how we’re getting to cribs in there.”

“Oh, Lord.”

This is why breast-feeding, while it’s wonderful and good for the kid, can be bad: too much free time for Katie to plan.