Max and Miles who, to Me, Will Always be Secretly Named "Gus"

The blog about Max and his little brother, Miles. Stunningly cute boys and future leaders of the rebel forces.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Max on Eleven

So, you say, what do I need to do to increase Max's amperage? How, pray tell, could I make Max more?
You don't need the meth and you don't need the speed, you just need to skip the morning nap; then you skip the afternoon nap. That gets you this:

But you say, ehh, this does not seem quite loud enough. I need toddler-mania set to a vibration level for dogs and bats. Well then, after your gratuitous nap-skipping,
you go to family event with a live band, an open bar, and tiki torches. The tiki torches: that's what gets you this:

Lemme tell ya: there's nothing more disturbing than a mostly incoherent toddler running around your house randomly measuring things. He dashed from one thing to another, stretching out the tape and querying, "Ahhhha?" While it was all a little disconserting, we do now have handy dimensions of nearly everything in the house.


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